Quote of the Day: “I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance than I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn.” – Henry David Thoreau
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LESLIE!!!!
I wish I could have flown to NYC for the day and joined in a skip through Central Park and stuff!!!
Ok so, the other night, I had my first Josh Groban dream in YEARS. I mean, the last one I remember was when I was still with Jackie. EXACTLY!!
I dreamed that he used to work at Noodles & Company but quit in August to just sing. We had gotten to be friends like how I am with David and Dan, actually hanging out and chatting outside of work. So he sang the opening scene in some opera and took me as his “date” (but not really a date, he just knew that I would appreciate it more than most people under some age). Then he sat with me and we watched the opera, texting people and joking around sometimes but also enjoying the opera. During the credits (WTF??), I asked him about this situation that a friend of mine is going through – this friend of mine is doing something harmful but doesn’t realize it and won’t listen to me. Josh apparently knew about it and had attemped to help this friend out with the same lack of results.
After the opera, some great kids’ activity was going on and he volunteered to go help out. While he did, I thought to myself, “Josh is so frickin awesome, I want to take him back to my place. No, I shouldn’t! I’m not going to cheat!” So I left to work at a dog obedience school naked and I stepped in a lot of dog doo.
If I was actually given the opportunity in the right situation, I would tap that. Josh Groban and Johnny Depp are my celebrity exceptions. And he pretty much has the greatest suit ever in this picture:
I’m a little weirded out that he appeared after so long, though. Nothing brought this up, he just appeared. I think, since I’ve been blogging about and reading about how most people aren’t 100% straight or 100% gay, this might have been my subconscious reminding me, “Hey, look at this MALE!” AAHH OK!!! But Ashley is still super-amazing; sorry, Josh.